All posts tagged: 4th of July

USA! USA! Happy Birthday America

Happy Birthday Amurika! You are #1 in our hearts and also in: – Incarceration rate – Car thefts – Obesity – Soda consumed annually (600 per person) – Fast food consumed annually – Television watched per week (28 hours) – Divorce rate – Teen pregnancy – School shootings – Death by reptiles (oh yeah and that’s pretty awesome! Suck it Australia!) – Lawyers per capita – Production of Porn – Credit Card Debt – Plastic Surgery and of course, Hot Beef Sundaes!