Have a great 4th of July America! While the Star-Spangled Banner may have become the official national anthem back in 1889, let us never forget the time Carl Lewis attempted to murder it back in the 1993 NBA finals… Advertisements
Happy Birthday Amurika! You are #1 in our hearts and also in: – Incarceration rate – Car thefts – Obesity – Soda consumed annually (600 per person) – Fast food consumed annually – Television watched per week (28 hours) – Divorce rate – Teen pregnancy – School shootings – Death by reptiles (oh yeah and that’s pretty awesome! Suck it Australia!) – Lawyers per capita – Production of Porn – Credit Card Debt – Plastic Surgery and of course, Hot Beef Sundaes!