Remember when you could make anyone do anything you want by simply offering them a box of Golden Grahams? No? Well you could okay. In fact I’m pretty sure this was the tactic used to start the Iraq war (too soon?). I think it’s about time I brought this brand of mind games back for my own personal benefit….
Me: Hello Rashida Jones, want to get married?
Rashida Jones: Why would I want to do that?
Me: Oh I don’t know maybe because I have these (Ben shows Rashida a box of Golden Grahams)
Rashida Jones: Yes! Let’s spend the rest of our lives together!
The one flaw in my plan is that Rashida will no doubt dump me after the box is empty, and what can I do? I mean who is gonna have 2 boxes of Golden Grahams lying around? That’s just insane!