As Bill Cosby once told us (on The Simpsons): Jazz is like the NEW Coke, it will be around forever. Theo!
Now before you Simpsons fans give me grief about misquoting your favourite show ever just know this:
1st. I didn’t actually put that statement in quotes
and 2nd. I just had sex with your girlfriend. Oh yeah. And she did all that stuff she won’t do with you like eye contact followed by cuddling and breakfast.
AND 3rdly. I’m sorry about all that stuff I said about your girlfriend, I didn’t actually do that. As a token of peacemaking here is Bill Cosby doing a commercial for NEW Coke in 1985.
All better? NO?! How dare you! I’m actually gonna bang your girlfriend now! Consider her banged!
Could you just do me a big solid and leave her number and address in the comments? Thanks buddy! Alright time to sex her up something sweet!