Oh man, back in the 80s everyone wanted their MTV. They still do, but it’s not the same. It’s like when you get your first “friend with benefits”. At first you are like “this is the greatest!” but eventually you want to branch out, but she has gotten comfortable with you, so she’s put on a few pounds and now you are arguing all the time, so you are all “this was just supposed to be a casual thing, why are you letting feelings get in the way?!” and she’s all “I will get pregnant on you! So help me god!”

Sorry, I can’t really remember where I was going with all this…oh yeah. Remember when MTV played music videos?