So…Hershey’s steals everyone’s cookies to put them into their chocolate bars and we are supposed to be okay with that? I mean they were in our homes people! And who says they just stole our cookies? Who the hell knows what else they took while they were in there. I think it might be safe to say anything you lost back in the summer of 1998, Hershey had stolen from your house.
This was a truly a horrific crime and I SHOULD be angry with Hershey’s, but their Cookies n’ Creme Bar is so delicious I think we can forgive them. Even though they probably had sex with all of our mothers while they were looting our homes. Oh Hershey’s, you so crayzay!