Full House Reunion!…sort of.
As happy as I am to see Uncle Jesse, Joey and Danny Tanner back together to promote…ah…yogurt? Yeah that sounds right. I do have some problems with this commercial.
1. The woman uncle Jesse is trying to get a blow jay from by putting yogurt on his crotch (I believe this storyline was actually stolen from an episode of Full House entitled ‘Jesse gets a blowjob’) is NOT in fact his Full House wife Rebecca. So the question must be asked, did they get divorced?! If so, can I call her? Seriously, the years have been kind to Lori Loughlin.
2. I assume this is Uncle Jesse’s house, so what happened to Joey and Danny to make them move in with Jesse? Did they lose their jobs? I mean Joey was hosting the Rush Hour Renegades with Jesse, so shouldn’t he be employed still if Jesse is? Did they cancel ‘Wake Up San Francisco’ leaving Danny out of job? And if Jeff Dunham is so damn popular it’s safe to imagine Joey and Mr. Woodchuck would have been huge and….oh dear god I’ve gone crossed eyed.
There are obviously more questions then answers left by this commercial. So maybe just watch it and enjoy the little shot of Nostalgia.