Month: March 2016

Throwback Thursdays! “I See You Baby” by Groove Armada

Today’s throwback is a tribute to a more simple time where you could tell a woman you see her “shaking that ass” and it was totally acceptable…yet saying the word ‘ass’ on television was unacceptable. Glad we had our priorities straight. Enjoy! Here is the version where can actually hear the word ‘ass’ if that is something you need.

Nintendo Game Box Shower Curtain

This is a Nintendo themed shower curtain for sale from ThinkGeek. It is made in the image of an oldschool Nintendo cartridge game box but features a clear window to put you in the game! All your dreams are coming true! Well…that is if your dream was to be taking a shower while looking like you are in a Nintendo game…also, unless your shower is facing a mirror you can’t really see yourself, especially through all the steam. Even if you could see your reflection, everything would be backwards… But who cares, it’s Nintendo! The curtain retails for $25 and can be found here.

The Meaning of Life: Mario Kart Battle with Roman Candles

This is a fun little video by NothingTo DoCrew of a bunch of friends recreating battle mode from Mario Kart by putting on some pretty sweet costumes and firing roman candles at one another. I have to admit, it looks like a lot of fun. I mean, all me and my friends ever do is dress pillows up like women and take them on pretend dates. The sad part is we treat these pillows so well, we open doors, we pay for everything and at the end of the night, not even a kiss! Goddamn pillow cock-teases! Anyway, enjoy the video!