Who wants to go splitzies on this with me? That’s right, Paramount has converted a Manhattan 3-bedroom apartment into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’ pad (that’s their home for those of you who don’t speak awesome). The apartment is to promote the upcoming Ninja Turtles movie and you can even rent the place on AirBnB with complementary pizza delivery. The breakdown is as follows:
This high-tech dojo is fully loaded…a glow in the dark basketball court, a retro arcade, more video games with a pretty sweet tv wall…anything for hanging ninja-style.
We say no to drugs and alcohol, so none of that in the Lair. But we do say yes to pizza! Just clean up your pizza crusts and don’t break any of Donnie’s equipment. That really gets his Bo staff in a twist.
You can have a couple friends drop by to check out the Lair, but Splinter says the upstairs bedrooms are off limits. Don’t even think about inviting more overnight guests! We have neighbors too so keep it chill…try not to bring the ruckus!
No booze or access to the main bedroom, sounds like the time of our lives! On second thought, nuts to this place. I know of a way better Ninja Turtles lair that totally allows booze!
“Ben, are you suggesting we go drink in the sewer?”
Ah, it’s called an “authentic” Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles experience…just make sure you get caught up on all your medical shots before you join me.
For those of you who don’t want to join me for cocktails in the sewer, here are more shots of this apartment. Enjoy!