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“I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it”: Amazing Knock Off Toys

We’ve all seen knock off toys as kids. Maybe you even owned a couple yourself. Perhaps they were a gift from a grandparent who didn’t know the difference between a genuine Ninja Turtle and a knock off Ninja Tortoise. Or maybe the knock off was a little less expensive and your dad is a very cheap man. Either way, we’ve all encountered knock off toys at some point. However, knock off toys are something that you can’t really appreciate until you are older and really see how funny these things truly are. So with that I give you a few amazing…ly bad knock offs. Enjoy!

New Style Ninja Tortoise – The villain in this series is Grinder….it’s a more adult themed show.

Space Boys 3 – This upsets me on so many levels.

Super Robot Transformable Tomas – Some serious shit is gonna go down at Shining Time Station…

Specialman – It could just be a coincidence that the Special Olympics mascot looks a lot like Superman.

Super Marian – In the defense of this one, there is a simple answer here. Somehow Mario and Luigi had an inbred child with one another. And the child is a girl! How do I know? Check out the woman’s bathroom logo at the bottom of the box. You. Are. Welcome.

Sense of Right Alliance – featuring Shrek, Superman (aka Specialman), Spider-Man, Batman, ah…a Power Ranger? and what appears to be a NASCAR…

My Funny Pony –  I mean, she is funny but some of her jokes are very racially insensitive.

PolyStation – “it’s not just a game anymore!!” mostly because it’s a console and also because it doesn’t actually work.

Spader-Man – James Spader finally got an action figure! Well deserved.

Robert Cop 2 – Not to be confused with Robert Cop II who of course is an accountant out of Delaware.

Super Bat – He’s basically the same as Batman only he can do some sick Kick-Flips brah.

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