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Whoomp There It Is: Crystal Pepsi is Coming Back!

OH MY GOD! I can’t even….words not coming…too excited! Okay, okay. I’m better now {clears throat}, apparently Crystal Pepsi will be hitting the shelves this July and HOLY SHIT I AM SO GODDAMN EXCITED! Fuck it, I can’t type, I’m too busy giving high fives to people in the coffee shop where I’m writing this post. They have NO idea what’s going on as I am inaudibly saying “The Pepsi….It’s Crystal again. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” And now I’m being asked to leave by some very kind police officers. Just watch the video below for more. Crystal Pepsi!

Pepsi Perfect from ‘Back to the Future Part II’ Available For Limited Time

Happy Back to the Future week! we’ve been waiting 30 years (well, really 26 years) to see what predictions Back to the Future got right…but that will all be in another post later this week. For now we celebrate Pepsi for releasing the version of Pepsi they drink in the movie’s depiction of 2015. That’s right! For a limited time only, on a website that hasn’t even been announced (maybe this isn’t really happening…) Pepsi will be selling Pepsi Perfect starting October 21st for $20.15 (very clever Pepsi) for a limited time only. Apparently only 6,500 bottles will be produced so paying over $20 a bottle may not be a terrible investment considering how valuable pop cans seem to get over time.  No word on if Pizza Hut has mastered the technology for dehydrated pizza yet, but if I can order pizza from Domino’s with an emoji, anything is possible. Now enjoy this commercial for Pepsi Perfect.

Wanna Have My Secret?: Very Sexual 80s Hair Replacement Commercial

He’s got a secret. I wonder what it is? He’s definitely hiding something under that porno-stache. Speaking of porno, this commercial starts off like a bad 1980’s VHS sex flick. Why is she moaning? Is her head turned away because she doesn’t want to be on camera? More likely she doesn’t want to be seen with this loser once you find out his secret.