Marky Mark, the man deemed so sexy that women wanted to have sex with him! Before Mark Wahlberg became a “great” actor, he was a “great” rapper…or at least he was great at being topless…I mean really great at taking his shirt off. I’m pretty sure for 6 weeks back in 1992 if he even tried to put on a shirt his body would repel like a white blood cell would repel a virus (that’s right I know science stuff! Impressed?). So let’s take a trip down memory lane but in this case memory lane is paved with candy…eye candy! Enjoy the pictures while I really re-think my sexuality. Who wouldn’t want to date this guy… Advertisements
“The hottest place in cyberspace!” so take that pornography! Everything about this classic ad seems to no longer exist yet still exist…I mean the WWF still exist (now called WWE). AOL apparently still exists but no one really seem to know what they do since the end of dial up internet. And as for Sunny, I’m sure she still exists but her career sure doesn’t.
I loved Joe Camel. He was the coolest. I know he was a controversial character who eventually was taken off the packs because of his power of influence on young children but damn, this guy was awesome! Check out all the awesome stuff this guy did and all thanks to cigarettes. He got to stand near some jets while smoking …Then he got to stand by some more jets while smoking. He got to stand by hot girl, who is standing next to a cool car, while smoking. He got to hold a saxophone…and…smoke while he is doing that too. Hey look at that, he is standing by a race track…having a smoke… Okay seriously? Are you goddamn kidding me?! He is just standing in a phone booth smoking. Well. Turns out Joe Camel wasn’t the coolest. He was just your everyday run of the mill douche bag who would just go to events and smoke. I for one am saddened by this revelation. I mean why teach a camel to walk on two legs, …
It’s cute till you realize that the elephant is actually dressed as a white supremest. Racist Pay Day! No wonder no one eats your chocolate bars.
Still as good as any Top 10 David Letterman has done.