Just 3 years after Archie and the gang got a visit from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Riverdale had a new more…ah…different kind of visitor. The Punisher. Yes, the dark comic anti-hero from Marvel known for ya know, killing people. The plot was that The Punisher was in town looking for a drug dealer that looked like Archie. I’m sure a series of hilarious murders ensued. Also, it appears Josie and the Pussycats were there based on the cover art. Cause why not? Am I right?
Some of our craziest posts have been on The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (my personal top 3 are the Turtles meeting Oprah, Barbara Walters and of course The Power Rangers) but this is right up there too. Back in 1991 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles found themselves in Riverdale after being spit out by a giant intergalactic cow head. I know, the plot is seamless! I just hope it ended with the Archie gang driving all the turtles back to New York, tossing them out of their car and Moose Mason saying “Duh, stay outta Riverdale”. I think it would look a little like this: