Much like the 1970’s, the 90’s was an era of a microwaved food revolution. New and exciting tasty microwaved products were being released targeted towards kids and their parents who are too lazy to make them real food. One of these products which were one of my favorites was the soggy, synthetic and often frost bitten Bagel Bites (also known as pizza bagels). It had such a great marketing campaign. Eating pizza for breakfast is a definite no-no. But, bagels are a breakfast food. And the product is called Bagel Bites. So, that means it’s okay! Sign me up. Fast forward a few months and I’m having breathing issues and can’t fit into my shorts during gym class. Advertisements
I was a fat child. A fatty. Really fat. Why? Because I ate lots of greasy, fatty, disgustingly awesome foods. And I still do. The difference is, I hit puberty and sprouted up. I am no longer a fat ass fatty McFat fat. Did you eat any of these awesome pizza type foods when you were younger? Do you still? Are you fat???? Let us know.