All posts tagged: Kermit the Frog

Childhood Ruined: Kermit and Miss Piggy Officially Breakup

It’s a sad day folks. I mean if two fictional characters played by puppets with people’s hands shove up their backsides can’t make it, who can? I’m shocked but not surprised. You would always see Kermit showing doing reports on Sesame Street, so you had to figure he had an apartment in the city where he no doubt kept his side piece. ABC as well as Kermit released these statements: Kermit and Miss Piggy personally informed members of the press at the live event, where Kermit revealed that he’s now seeing another pig in ABC’s marketing department. “It’s a day-by-day, moment-by-moment process,” Kermit said. “Piggy and I have gone our separate ways romantically.” Miss Piggy then appeared to give her side of the story, putting all blame (of course) on Kermit’s shortcomings. “”Dating moi is like flying close to the sun,” she snorted. “It was inevitable that Kermit would drop down to the ground while I stayed in the heavens.” Kermit’s Official Statement: After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the …

Truth Revealed: What is happeing in these classic behind the scenes movie photos

Here is a collection of some great behind the scenes pictures from some of our favourite movies and what we think was happening. Enjoy.   Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Carrie Fisher and Peter Mayhew as Princess Leia and Chewbacca right before they banged. It was gross. Here is more proof:   Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Rehearsal for that amazing scene when The Muppets inexplicably showed up. Fun Fact: Yoda and Kermit banged.   The Muppet Movie Jim Henson and Kermit right before getting into some heavy S&M stuff.   Edward Scissorhands Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder just hanging out…before banging. No word if the scissorhands were involved…but I bet they were. Ahhhhhh yeahhhh.   Titanic Leo and Kate need a rest after all that banging.   BEN-HUR Beep, Beep! Hey everyone, we are just taking this scooter to the shop to get some new shoes. Just kidding, we are gonna bang on it! Weeeeeeeee!   Titanic James Cameron explaining to Leo and Kate that if he doesn’t see some hot banging …