All posts tagged: Sonic the Hedgehog

I Remember Him Being Faster: Real Life Sonic The Hedgehog

Ever wonder what it would look like if there was a real life Sonic The Hedgehog? Well, be ready to be disappointed. First off, turns out hedgehogs aren’t even blue! I know right? Also, they aren’t particularly fast and really don’t have much interest in floating gold rings. Other than that, this video is actually kinda fun and you should give it a watch. Thanks to Mashable, The San Diego Zoo and Elvis the hedgehog for teaching us that video games are by far better than real life. Enjoy!

Awkward Cartoon Moments

Sometimes there are shots in your favourite childhood cartoons that look very awkward when paused at the right moment. Here are a few of such shots. Remember, it’s not bad if some of these turn you on…it’s just not good either… Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DAMMMMMMN! Was April always this stacked? Wow, I must have not been too into girls in my young age. Giant Teenaged Mutant Turtles however…. He-Man Um…. Rugrats We all know Tommy and Chuckie were going to get to this at some point. Batman   I’m not sure if this is from Batman or a cartoon of OZ. Either way, it seems like jail is a real pain in the ass. Sonic The Hedgehog Jokes aside, Sonic was just a straight up pedophile.

Sonic the Hedgehog is GREATER Than Mario

Shown above is a graphic from the single greatest game ever made, for any console, of all time, ever. PERIOD. Sonic 2 was a benchmark in gaming. I would spend hours – literally my whole days – with my friend Dave trying to beat the game. Trying to get the most emeralds and rings. Trying different ways to beat the special stages. Trying to attain as many extra lives as possible. And we did. We were awesome. I do not believe I have ever spent more time on one specific activity in my entire life. Except maybe masturbating. I know that overall Nintendo and its main protagonist Super Mario is regarded as a better system – and is far more popular considering the company still produces new consoles and games today – but I take issue with this. To me, Nintendo and Mario could not hold a piece of shit to Sonic and Sega Genesis. I tried my hand at the Mario series’ and other Nintendo games, but nothing gave me more pleasure than good …