These Hero-Glyphic photos were drawn artist John Lane and let me tell ya folks, they are pretty great. Not only do they look cool, they also scientifically prove that the Ninja Turtles and Star Trek pre-date the pyramids, so it should now be okay to watch old episodes in school instead of attending history class. You may ask “how do these drawings prove anything either scientifically or historically?” and to that I say, what do I look like? A teacher? If you want to buy some of these bad boys, they are for sale here.
Our friends at Fox ADHD have recently released a couple cartoon intros (remakes) of some our favorite shows from the 90s, trying to rationalize them scientifically. Somehow it takes the fun out of these gems from our childhood.