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You did it!: Guy Sets New Super Mario Bros. Speedrun World Record

This is a video of a guy (whose name I didn’t care to find out) setting the new Super Mario Bros Speedrun Word Record by six hundredths of a second with a time of 4:57:627. At least that’s what the video description claims but you know me, I believe anything I read on the interwebs. This guy has got it all figured out. Speed is everything. No matter if you are playing video games, eating, or making sweet, sweet love, never take time to enjoy it. Just finish as fast as you can and then brag about how fast you are at all of it. I think you’ll find the results quite positive…as long as you don’t care about social life, choking or pleasuring a lover…Enjoy the video!

World Record: Super Mario Bros in under 5 minutes

Speed-Runner Blubbler might not sound like a speedy name, but this gamer has the record for completing Super Mario Bros on the NES in the fastest time. It takes him 4 minutes and 57.69 seconds to complete from the moment the timer appears until hitting the axe behind Bowser in World 8-4. I imagine it has taken many Saturday nights alone and missed high school dances in order to reach this milestone…