Rick Martel was a Canadian pro wrestler who had a pretty lengthy career which included tag team and heavyweight championship reigns in the 1980’s. But he is most known for his character in the World Wrestling Federation, “The Model”. The Model was extremely arrogant… so arrogant that he had his own cologne line called arrogance. Of course this wasn’t available for purchase and strictly for WWF storylines. He would come to ring with his soap opera like music, giant buttons informing you that he was a model and a giant atomizer of cologne that he would spray on his opponents. Who could forget when he sprayed Jake “The Snake” Roberts, blinded him for a period which lead to their awful Blind Fold Match at WrestleMania 7.
It’s once again time to rumble…. Well, actually yesterday was time to rumble as the WWE put on it’s annual battle royal style pay-per-view known as the Royal Rumble. Don’t tell me who won, I PVR’d it. The Royal Rumble has been a January tradition dating back to 1988 when the first Rumble was won by Hacksaw Jim Duggan in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. For hardcore wrestling fans and casual fans alike, this is the most entertaining event the WWE puts on (outside of WrestleMania). The pay-per-view centers around it’s main event in which 2 wrestlers start in the ring, every 90 seconds a new wrestler enters until 30 men have entered the match. You eliminate opponents by throwing them over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor. Last man standing is the winner and gets a championship match at WrestleMania. I’ve seen every Royal Rumble match in history. Growing up I would rent the VHS tapes from my local video rental store (hey, remember when store’s rented movies). My personal favorite Rumbles …
Here is an awesome video from VIMEO about an artist and his take on the popular wrestling legends from the 1980s/1990s. “James White, the one-man powerhouse behind Signalnoise design studio, gives us a peek at one of his latest projects: illustrating the wrestlers of the WWE. His designs focus on the WWE’s heyday in the eighties and early nineties—back when it was a bunch of “big guys with a gimmick.” Watch as James sketches out his initial ideas and then transitions to the computer to enhance the outlines in Adobe Illustrator and add dimension and texture in Photoshop. The end result? A series of unique illustrations that celebrate the pop culture legacy of wrestlers like Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.” Bret “The Hitman” Hart Jake “The Snake” Roberts The Legion of Doom Macho Man Randy Savage The Ultimate Warrior “Rowdy” Roddy Piper Hulk Hogan “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat The Junk Yard Dog “Stone Cold” Steve Austin Koko B. Ware Andre The Giant
Wrestling is wacky. Here’s a reason why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez9m6O1eh40. Goofy. Lame. Ridiculous. Wrestling is wacky. (I loved Scotty 2 Hotty, by the way, but his finishing move was absolutely atrocious. Just too comedic for me).
Wrestling is wacky. here’s a reason why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qWKKSzhjQY. Utterly atrocious. Unnecessary. Horrid. Waste of time. Bowling shoe ugly. The worst match of all time. Stroking Vince McMahon’s ego. Wrestling is wacky.