This is a flowchart from LucidChart that helps you determine what magical profession you would choose if you were a wizard. Ya know, after some guy with no nose attempts to murder you but instead scars you with a frigging lightning bolt on your goddamn forehead. Thanks a lot Tom!

Anywho, give the chart a try, then immediately walk into work and telling them you quit to pursue your new career. Enjoy!

*Larger version of the chart can be seen here.