“Hello Homer, This is God…frey Jones from the TV magazine show Rock Bottom” One of the funniest episodes of The Simpsons titled “Homer: Bad Man” also provided one of the funniest jokes that most of us never really saw (at least in it’s original airing). For those who haven’t seen the episode, go F#*K yourself and watch it! It’s comedic gold! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to snap at you like that, must be all the angel dust I snorted earlier. Anywho, while you should watch the episode even if you have dozens of times (yes, it’s that good), the basic synopsis is: Homer was accused of sexually harassing a babysitter by grabbing her butt, when in reality, he was only grabbing a Gummi Venus de Milo that had gotten stuck to the back of her pants. When a protestors’ shantytown and a media circus formed at the Simpson house, Godfrey Jones called Homer and offered him a chance to explain his side of the story. Jones interviewed Homer, but the interview was heavily and …
As the above meme shows, this is amazing. The geniuses over at Frinkiac (more specifically Paul Kehrer, Sean Schulte and Allie Young) have developed an amazing search engine containing over 3 million Simpsons quotes over 20 seasons. It is very simple, just type in your quote and it will match it with the exact screen shot. Then click on the screen shot and make it into a meme that you can share with all your friends! Or masturbate to it, it’s your life, no judgements here. Check out this awesome site here: https://frinkiac.com/ Enjoy!
This is a selection of the Top 50 Simpsons tattoos of 2015 according to Four Finger Discount (via Simpsons Tattoo Instagram). Apparently the Instagram account had thousands of submissions and narrowed it down to the top 50. I can’t imagine that that many people had Simpsons tattoos done last year…actually, come to think of it, I can imagine that. Unfortunately my tattoo didn’t make the list. Some say it’s because these were all way better, others say it’s because I don’t in fact have any tattoos, let alone any Simpsons tattoos. Who is to know for sure. Some of you may be shocked that in this entire list nobody submitted a tattoo that said “Starland Vocal Band” but there is a simple reason for that: THEY SUCK! For the entire 50 check out the site here. Enjoy!
In the past few years (maybe even longer…) the best part of The Simpsons has been some of their amazing couch gag openings. This week’s couch gag brings that fun Nostalgic feeling of over-the-top 80s crime shows and when The Simpsons was still awesome. Now enjoy an opening where so many yellow people get shot, you’d swear you are watching a McBain movie.
This is a series of photos on Facebook by Design Overall titled UNMASKED ICONS with illustrations by Alex Solis. I once unmasked someone and exposed them to the world….well, I actually just ripped the sunglasses off a guy who had extreme sensitivity to light. He was pretty mad at me but in my defense, I thought he was a super-villain. I mean, he was covering his face and had this inhaler so he clearly was looking to poison the city with some kind of toxic gas. He claimed it was for his asthma, but I wasn’t buying it. Props to my buddy Jon for pointing these pictures out to me. Enjoy!