In “fuck yeah you did!” news, a farmer has created a Super Mario themed corn maze in his New York farm. The maze which apparently brings in about ten thousand visitors per year has a rotating theme. But why Super Mario? My theory, it’s a daily reminder to the crop dusting pilot that flies over, that the farmer always beats his candy-ass at Super Mario every time they play. You hear that Fred?! Farmer Tim owns you at all Italian plumber based game play! No word yet on if the farm grows those flower that allow you to throw fireballs or those red and green mushrooms that make you taller and give you multiple lives respectively.
We’ve all seen knock off toys as kids. Maybe you even owned a couple yourself. Perhaps they were a gift from a grandparent who didn’t know the difference between a genuine Ninja Turtle and a knock off Ninja Tortoise. Or maybe the knock off was a little less expensive and your dad is a very cheap man. Either way, we’ve all encountered knock off toys at some point. However, knock off toys are something that you can’t really appreciate until you are older and really see how funny these things truly are. So with that I give you a few amazing…ly bad knock offs. Enjoy! New Style Ninja Tortoise – The villain in this series is Grinder….it’s a more adult themed show. Space Boys 3 – This upsets me on so many levels. Super Robot Transformable Tomas – Some serious shit is gonna go down at Shining Time Station… Specialman – It could just be a coincidence that the Special Olympics mascot looks a lot like Superman. Super Marian – In the defense of this …
This is a picture of some kid who has it all figured out. But while it is pretty cool of this little guy to shave Super Mario into the back of his head, the real praise should be to whoever did the shaving. I mean that is skill. Wouldn’t it be funny if the person who cut his hair turned out to be that guy who couldn’t beat the Vanilla Dome level in Super Mario World last year?
This is a video of YouTuber きらめきでどーだい beating Super Mario Bros blindfolded. Not impressive enough? Well guess what dickweed, he did it in under 15 minutes (14:36 to be exact). Matthew Murdock (google it) himself himself couldn’t pull this off! Mostly because he’s a fictional character. Anywho, give the video watch. Or better yet, truly honor this fine gentleman by watching it blindfolded (I mean, he gets the YouTube hits either way). Enjoy!
I posted one of these on facebook the other day and it got quite the reaction so I figured I’d throw them up on the blog. This is a series of North American subway maps re-imagined as Super Mario 3 overworlds. The artists name is Dave Delisle and you can actually buy these (which is awesome) over at amazon. Take a gander and if you feel you like it, maybe shell out a few gold coins for one.