In “fuck yeah you did!” news, a farmer has created a Super Mario themed corn maze in his New York farm. The maze which apparently brings in about ten thousand visitors per year has a rotating theme. But why Super Mario? My theory, it’s a daily reminder to the crop dusting pilot that flies over, that the farmer always beats his candy-ass at Super Mario every time they play. You hear that Fred?! Farmer Tim owns you at all Italian plumber based game play!
No word yet on if the farm grows those flower that allow you to throw fireballs or those red and green mushrooms that make you taller and give you multiple lives respectively.