For years nerds have had epic hypothetical battles to the (figurative) death over which is better/who would win in a fight: Star Wars or Star Trek. The winner in this battle? Virginity! As it has remained untouched throughout this war.

While we have no definite answer (ya know, cause neither of the worlds are real) but at least we have a sweet fan-made trailer for what it might look like if Star Wars and Star Trek decided to go to war against one another…